A Little North Of Normality

You're Not Sarcastic At all Sarcasm isn't for you, and you really don't appreciate it when people get their snark on. You still have a great sense of humor. You just prefer a silly joke to a sarcastic one. You sometimes have trouble knowing when people are mocking you. But you do know you don't like it! How Sarcastic Are You?

JUNE 2197,14:20 hrs I am traveling at a speed of 60000 miles per second.It has been 35 long years since I left my house in Ixanadu.My planet has nothing but ice and that's what we eat.We are 56 light years away from earth.This time that's our destination "The Blue Planet".I have been given the responsibility of the mission having an experience of 6000 yrs. Suddenly a jerk it looked as we had hit something but it was nothing but a mechanical fault repaired in an instance.There in the distance was earth it looked to be the same from our previous expedition around 4000 earth years ago. Suddenly the jerking started and continued ,we had entered the earth's atmosphere.We overlooked the underlying planet perhaps the best in scenic beauty in the entire galaxy may be second only to ASERTUS another planet in the ERTOMEDA galaxy. Then we landed in a deserted location exact 23.6 degree north corresponding to 56.9 degree east and I stepped onto earth with a cyl...