A Little North Of Normality

BYE BYE IN DI AN CRICKET It has contributed a bouquet of sports channels that are doing brisk business. They have generated many jobs and perked up the Indian economy that is on the Right Track with 8% growth, unlike Indian cricket that has been waylaid by Bangladeshis… It has made cricketers the brand ambassadors of the nation as well as of various colas, cars, colas, cars and sometimes shampoo, soap or polio vaccine and have been able to reach these products to the remotest corners of the country thereby bringing in development and hugely boosting the sale of batteries for TVs sets in villages that don’t have electricity…… It has give us Mandira Bedi .It has given us Navjot Singh Sidhu.It has given us Sehwag ki Ma. It has given a new lease of life to ex- Ranji players who always dreamed of making it to the Test team but never could, but are now employed as coaches in cricket camps in...

AAHAT…. I listen to your footsteps I hear the tears that trickle along your cheeks I cry when I think of you Thy thoughts are all muses Uncertain, directionless leaving imprints on the sand_________________ I am the jailer of the prison of death Where I heart thy haunting footsteps Of lovers away from their lovely brides I am imagining myself as these Basically pathetic I’m but do love you a lot___________________________ I am the motion of sweet hearts beats The kiss of her moist lips I suck the joy and pain from her lips And endure The bitter with utmost sweet I cry to make her laugh aloud I am aware that she loves someone else I am the lone lover in this game But my love is immortal like an eternal flame…………………..

T he Story Of Kolkata The City Of Joy as its called Yesterday! Today! and everyday is mauled By 1000’s of people who are close to it Who have seen it grow bit by bit….. The Welcome of Haora Bridge To the scholars of Cambridge The spiritualism of Kalighat Is truly a feeling apart From the laughs of MAidan grounds To the howls of Nimtola Hounds From the serene Kumortuli to the police Ghar Kolkata is really cool….be it Aminia or Anandabazaar The City has all of vintage glory From the shines to glimmers whory I see through it everyday But somehow its nowadays not as gay! Infested by gits great and small Who have induced politics even in football These imps in the guise of sages Have brought in colors from buses to colleges… Red is the color red it is Bulls fill the city rather than bees Grass root Politics is the aim for some “Fight for Accommodation they tell the foetus “from your mum!” Come on man! have some shame...

ANOMALY WELL IF YOU REALLY THINK HARD BELIEVE IN FRIENDS,RELATIVES AND SURDS…. AND IF YOU THINK THAT ITS ALL TRUE THEN AGAIN TO SOME ITS HEBREW! RELATIONS PILED WITH BRICKS AND SAND CARED AND NOURISHED WITH SOFT HANDS IS BROKEN IN AN INSTANT SEC IT LIES IN FRONT OF YOU AS A WRECK…. UNWANTED YOU TRY TO MEND BUT THE TERMINTES HAVE EATEN THROUGH THE MORE YOU BEAT THE HAMMER DOWN THE GREATER IS THE DAMAGE AMOUN’__________ BLAST IT! SAYS THE UNFAITHFUL LINK TEARS ARE ALL THAT THE FAITHFUL HAS LOVE IS LOST AND FAITH IS MUSING BUT THE RELATION SOMEHOW IS STILL CONFUSING IN THE JITTERS OF YES OR NO! IF YOU THINK U SHALL CRY OR GO FUCK IT OFF!LET IT GO TO HELL WHY DO YOU CARE WHY DO YOU YELL! THE TEMPLE UNDERSTANDS EVRY LOGIC IT’S THE HEART THAT CAUSES THE PAIN BUT THE EYES ARE THAT FULFUILL IT FOR I DON’T KNOW FOR WAT THE SAME… WHY THE PROBLEMS WHY THE BREAK WHY THE PATRON WHY THE PAIN WHY THEN BEGIN IT AT ALL A BIT ...

WELL MOST OF THE GITS IN THE PLACE FOR EDUCATING GITS CONSIDER THAT THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS WHICH ARE ABSOLUTELY BLASPHEMOUS TO BE TAUGHT BY THE ACADEMIC GLADIATORS WHO GUIDE AND HOLD HANDS ALONG WITH TO GUIDE US THROUGH THE PATH OF YOU KNOW WHAT……. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEN WELL THAT IS WHY I AM HERE TO EXPLAIN…! I CAN EXPLAIN THESE THINGS QUITE OK TYPES YOU KNOW! POINT ONE! UNTIL AND UNLESS YOU ARE SOME DAMN GREAT GOOD MAN WITH A SPECIAL AFFINITY OR MAY BE EVEN AROUSAL FOR BIO…..WELL THEN THE ICSE BIO WILL NOT HAVE GONE VERY WELL____________I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE NEXT BIG THINGS OF BIO THOUGH…..HEY WAIT AIT ENOUGH OF GYAAN…NOW LET ME SPEAK OF NO BAKWAAS LIKE SPRITE… TANVEER A DEAR BOY OF OUR CLASS AND MR.A ROY CONSIDER THE BIO SYLLABUS TO BLASPHEMOUS!WHY BECAUSE OF THE CHAPTER THAT PERTAINS HUMAN MULTIPLICATION WITH THE HELP OF YOU KNOW WHAT…ACCORDING TO THEM IT IS MOST EMBARRASING FOR THEM TO STUDY THE OPPOSITE SEXES PRIVATE PARTS(I MEAN IT SHUD BE THE OTH...