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Blasphemy!

WELL MOST OF THE GITS IN THE PLACE FOR EDUCATING GITS CONSIDER THAT THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS WHICH ARE ABSOLUTELY BLASPHEMOUS TO BE TAUGHT BY THE ACADEMIC GLADIATORS WHO GUIDE AND HOLD HANDS ALONG WITH TO GUIDE US THROUGH THE PATH OF YOU KNOW WHAT…….

IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEN WELL THAT IS WHY I AM HERE TO EXPLAIN…! I CAN EXPLAIN THESE THINGS QUITE OK TYPES YOU KNOW!

POINT ONE!

UNTIL AND UNLESS YOU ARE SOME DAMN GREAT GOOD MAN WITH A SPECIAL AFFINITY OR MAY BE EVEN AROUSAL FOR BIO…..WELL THEN THE ICSE BIO WILL NOT HAVE GONE VERY WELL____________I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE NEXT BIG THINGS OF BIO THOUGH…..HEY WAIT AIT ENOUGH OF GYAAN…NOW LET ME SPEAK OF NO BAKWAAS LIKE SPRITE…

TANVEER A DEAR BOY OF OUR CLASS AND MR.A ROY

CONSIDER THE BIO SYLLABUS TO BLASPHEMOUS!WHY BECAUSE OF THE CHAPTER THAT PERTAINS HUMAN MULTIPLICATION WITH THE HELP OF YOU KNOW WHAT…ACCORDING TO THEM IT IS MOST EMBARRASING FOR THEM TO STUDY THE OPPOSITE SEXES PRIVATE PARTS(I MEAN IT SHUD BE THE OTHERWAY ROUND)MAY BE MODERN GENERATIONS ANYWAYS ….FURTHER NOTICES……I ATTENTED THE BIO CLASSES ONLY IN THE HOPE OF THAT THING IN FACT MANY DID AND HERE IS SOMEBODY WHO CONSIDER IT A CRIME….AFTER ALLL THE PIECES OF SHIT WHICH WE HAVE TO STUDY IT IS MOST SUITABLE WE HAVE WAY OF ENTERTAINMENT…I LEARNT IN BIO INDIA POPULATION IS HIGH FOR MEN IN THE LACK OF MEANS OF RECREATION TAKE UP SEX…HA! HA! SO FUNNY! BUT HEY THAT IS TRUE IT IS BETTER THAN ATLEAST SOME THINGS OF LIFE….BUT THEN AGAIN THESE *********** CONSIDERS IT TOO HOT TO HANDLE……..GO TO HELL! I SAY AND SO DOES MANY THAT YES! THAT’S THE BEST THING OF ICSE SYLL AT LEAST FOR THE TIME BEING AFTER ALL KNOWING HOW AKBAR ****** HIS WIVES IT IS BETTER TO KNOW IT THE BETTER WAY….WAT SAY?

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