A Little North Of Normality

BYE BYE IN DI AN CRICKET It has contributed a bouquet of sports channels that are doing brisk business. They have generated many jobs and perked up the Indian economy that is on the Right Track with 8% growth, unlike Indian cricket that has been waylaid by Bangladeshis… It has made cricketers the brand ambassadors of the nation as well as of various colas, cars, colas, cars and sometimes shampoo, soap or polio vaccine and have been able to reach these products to the remotest corners of the country thereby bringing in development and hugely boosting the sale of batteries for TVs sets in villages that don’t have electricity…… It has give us Mandira Bedi .It has given us Navjot Singh Sidhu.It has given us Sehwag ki Ma. It has given a new lease of life to ex- Ranji players who always dreamed of making it to the Test team but never could, but are now employed as coaches in cricket camps in...

AAHAT…. I listen to your footsteps I hear the tears that trickle along your cheeks I cry when I think of you Thy thoughts are all muses Uncertain, directionless leaving imprints on the sand_________________ I am the jailer of the prison of death Where I heart thy haunting footsteps Of lovers away from their lovely brides I am imagining myself as these Basically pathetic I’m but do love you a lot___________________________ I am the motion of sweet hearts beats The kiss of her moist lips I suck the joy and pain from her lips And endure The bitter with utmost sweet I cry to make her laugh aloud I am aware that she loves someone else I am the lone lover in this game But my love is immortal like an eternal flame…………………..

T he Story Of Kolkata The City Of Joy as its called Yesterday! Today! and everyday is mauled By 1000’s of people who are close to it Who have seen it grow bit by bit….. The Welcome of Haora Bridge To the scholars of Cambridge The spiritualism of Kalighat Is truly a feeling apart From the laughs of MAidan grounds To the howls of Nimtola Hounds From the serene Kumortuli to the police Ghar Kolkata is really cool….be it Aminia or Anandabazaar The City has all of vintage glory From the shines to glimmers whory I see through it everyday But somehow its nowadays not as gay! Infested by gits great and small Who have induced politics even in football These imps in the guise of sages Have brought in colors from buses to colleges… Red is the color red it is Bulls fill the city rather than bees Grass root Politics is the aim for some “Fight for Accommodation they tell the foetus “from your mum!” Come on man! have some shame...

ANOMALY WELL IF YOU REALLY THINK HARD BELIEVE IN FRIENDS,RELATIVES AND SURDS…. AND IF YOU THINK THAT ITS ALL TRUE THEN AGAIN TO SOME ITS HEBREW! RELATIONS PILED WITH BRICKS AND SAND CARED AND NOURISHED WITH SOFT HANDS IS BROKEN IN AN INSTANT SEC IT LIES IN FRONT OF YOU AS A WRECK…. UNWANTED YOU TRY TO MEND BUT THE TERMINTES HAVE EATEN THROUGH THE MORE YOU BEAT THE HAMMER DOWN THE GREATER IS THE DAMAGE AMOUN’__________ BLAST IT! SAYS THE UNFAITHFUL LINK TEARS ARE ALL THAT THE FAITHFUL HAS LOVE IS LOST AND FAITH IS MUSING BUT THE RELATION SOMEHOW IS STILL CONFUSING IN THE JITTERS OF YES OR NO! IF YOU THINK U SHALL CRY OR GO FUCK IT OFF!LET IT GO TO HELL WHY DO YOU CARE WHY DO YOU YELL! THE TEMPLE UNDERSTANDS EVRY LOGIC IT’S THE HEART THAT CAUSES THE PAIN BUT THE EYES ARE THAT FULFUILL IT FOR I DON’T KNOW FOR WAT THE SAME… WHY THE PROBLEMS WHY THE BREAK WHY THE PATRON WHY THE PAIN WHY THEN BEGIN IT AT ALL A BIT ...

WELL MOST OF THE GITS IN THE PLACE FOR EDUCATING GITS CONSIDER THAT THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS WHICH ARE ABSOLUTELY BLASPHEMOUS TO BE TAUGHT BY THE ACADEMIC GLADIATORS WHO GUIDE AND HOLD HANDS ALONG WITH TO GUIDE US THROUGH THE PATH OF YOU KNOW WHAT……. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEN WELL THAT IS WHY I AM HERE TO EXPLAIN…! I CAN EXPLAIN THESE THINGS QUITE OK TYPES YOU KNOW! POINT ONE! UNTIL AND UNLESS YOU ARE SOME DAMN GREAT GOOD MAN WITH A SPECIAL AFFINITY OR MAY BE EVEN AROUSAL FOR BIO…..WELL THEN THE ICSE BIO WILL NOT HAVE GONE VERY WELL____________I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE NEXT BIG THINGS OF BIO THOUGH…..HEY WAIT AIT ENOUGH OF GYAAN…NOW LET ME SPEAK OF NO BAKWAAS LIKE SPRITE… TANVEER A DEAR BOY OF OUR CLASS AND MR.A ROY CONSIDER THE BIO SYLLABUS TO BLASPHEMOUS!WHY BECAUSE OF THE CHAPTER THAT PERTAINS HUMAN MULTIPLICATION WITH THE HELP OF YOU KNOW WHAT…ACCORDING TO THEM IT IS MOST EMBARRASING FOR THEM TO STUDY THE OPPOSITE SEXES PRIVATE PARTS(I MEAN IT SHUD BE THE OTH...

Well I am student...Unfortunately I have over the years passed and reached a level which you call class 10 in India.Dun be too excited because this is the year where the boys and girls of India check out for the first time how little they know with the help of alack in life examination called Icse...though I dun object it but the problem is I not only live in India but on top of that I am member of a state called Bengal ..............The sad part is for all the the pain is relieved on 26th but for us its 3rd...YA we are special very special the government murders mass villagers...MAmta gets mad....We get jacked to be short and sweet...Shit man! this is the most irritating computer exam has 1 week before it i mean do u need i Day for it...ICSE thinks they are doing us favour, We think we are by sittin on the 3rd April.Be happy....

The title Mona Lisa stems from the Giorgio Vasari biography of Leonardo da Vinci, published 31 years after Leonardo's death. In it, he identified the sitter as Lisa Gherardini, the wife of wealthy Florentine businessman Francesco del Giocondo . Mona was a common Italian contraction of madonna , meaning my lady , the equivalent of the English Madam , so the title means Madam Lisa . In modern Italian, the short form of madonna is usually spelled Monna , so the title is sometimes given as Monna Lisa . This is rare in English, but more common in Romance languages . The alternative title, La Gioconda , is the feminine form of Giocondo. In Italian , giocondo also means light-hearted ( jocund in English), so gioconda means light-hearted woman . Because of her smile, this version of the title plays on this double meaning, as does the French La Joconde . Both Mona Lisa and La Gioconda became established as titles for this painting in the 19th century. Before thes...

Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! is the first (2004) novel written by Chetan Bhagat , an alumnus of Indian Institute of Technology (IIT) Delhi and Indian Institute of Management (IIM) Ahmedabad. It is one of the highest selling English novels published in India, and has remained on the bestseller list until 2007 since its release in 2004. It was adapted into a play by the theatre group Madras Players, and may be converted to a bollywood movie soon. The novel is set in the Indian Institute of Technology, Delhi, in the period 1991 to 1995. It is about the adventures of three mechanical engineering students (and friends), Hari Kumar (the narrator), Ryan Oberoi, and Alok Gupta, who fail to cope with the cruel grading system of the IITs and come to be known as five pointers due to their perennially low 5.something GPA 's. The book is narrated in the first person by Hari, with some small passages by his friends Ryan and Alok, as well as a letter by Hari's...

An eclipse ( Greek verb: ekleipô , "to vanish", though it derives from the prefix 'ex-', "away from", and Greek 'leipein', "to leave") is an astronomical event that occurs when one celestial object moves into the shadow of another. The term is most often used to describe either a solar eclipse , when the Moon's shadow crosses Earth's surface, or a lunar eclipse , when the Moon moves into the shadow of Earth. However, it can also refer to such events beyond the Earth-Moon system: for example, a planet moving into the shadow cast by one of its moons, a moon passing into the shadow cast by its parent planet, or a moon passing into the shadow of another moon. An eclipse is a type of syzygy , as are transits and occultations . Eclipses are impossible on Mercury and Venus , which have no moons. An eclipse involving the Sun, Earth and Moon can occur only when they are nearly in a straight line. Because the orbital plane of th...

There is a scene in the film Minority Report in which Tom Cruise stands in front of a vast Perspex-like screen housed in the police department’s Pre-Crime Unit. He gazes in earnest at the transparent surface, waving his hands across the tablet to swirl great chunks of text and moving images across the screen to form a storyboard of yet-to-be-committed crimes. With a simple twist of his finger or a flick of his wrist, pictures expand and enlarge, words scroll, and whole trains of thought come to tangible fruition right there on the board. The year is 2054. Yet, it seems the era of true touch-screen technology is much closer than that. Indeed, when Apple boss Steve Jobs unveiled the iPhone in San Francisco earlier this year, he grandly declared: “We’re re-inventing the cell phone.” One of the main reasons for Jobs’ bold claim was the iPhone’s futuristic user interface — “multi-touch”. As demonstrated on stage by Jobs himself, multi-touch was created to make the most of the...

The passing out ceremony of the Class 12 students of St. Xavier's Collegiate School organised by the Old Boy's Association ( ALSOC ) was held on 9th February.The Chief Guest was Niel O'Brien, a Xaverian along with the Headmaster of the school, Fr. J. Francis, the Prefect, Fr. B. D'Santos and the Hon. Secretary of ALSOC, Mr. Noomi Mehta. The event was marked by speeches by all the above and also of Mr. Andrew Singh, a teacher of the school. the prizes for academics was given during the function and ended with the award for the COMPLETE XAVERIAN which was given to Akhilesh Gupta for his all round excellence in school over the past decade & 730 days. The Boy had really been the strongest contender for the award. After all those who have seen him at a drama, or at sports or has made a peep into his reports would have been surprised had it been somebody else! The boy was really the Man Of The Moment. He got a gold medal, a cheque and a citation which was read out to the...

mY gOOD fRIEND sHOOBHAYN sENDS mE THIS! cHECK oUT. check this out...this is a report from slashdot.com (the worl'd best and most accurate site on the latest gadgets and gizmos) "BBC has up an article about the trap of installing Vista in your existing desktop . Written by Tim Weber, a self-confessed 'sucker for technology', this article is a good introduction to the pain and extra money required to get going with the newest version of Windows. See how you can spend an extra 130 british pounds, and still have no working webcam! Says Weber, 'It took me one day to get online. The detail is tedious and highly technical: reinstalling drivers and router firmware didn't work, but after many trial and error tweaks to Vista's TCP/IP settings, I had internet access. Once online, Creative's website told me that my sound card was a write-off. No Vista support would be forthcoming.'" and then again it needs 1GB RAM....just for some decorative f...