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Edit Beginner's Guide To 'Woof'ing

1. Sharpen your memory.. Remember quotes if possible to add more authenticity.
2. Never bring up fictitious topics. Stick to facts. Don't hesitate to twist facts and add f(r)iction if necessary!!
3. Never 'woof' about a friend.
4. Never 'woof' about someone whom you "woof" to.
5. Amnesia, Oblivion all come extremely handy when confronted with.
6. 'Woof's should be restricted to notorious figures.
7. If it is necessary to 'woof' about those who are popular, 'woof' enough to make him/her notorious (they should not live to tell the tale).
8. For every 'woof' make sure you have an alibi. NEVER 'woof' alone.
9. 'Woof' when u can. Not when you want to.

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