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SUPPOSE YOU WON A LOTTERY OF RS 100000

WELL XAVIER'S KNOWN FOR STRANGE QUESTIONS AND XAVERIANS FOR EVEN STRANGER ANSWERS AND IT IS PERFECT EXAMPLE.OUT OF ALL THE ESSAYS WHICH WERE ALMOST TANGENTIAL TO ALL HAIL AND HEARTY ONLY THIS COME HOW LOOKED SOMETHING LIKE A SECANT BY JUST THAT MICRON .SUPPOSE YOU WON A LOTTERY OF RS 100000 AND NOT CONSIDERING HOW TO SPEND IT SAY THE DIFFICULTIES FACED.................BY YOU.THIS IS THE CRAP I HAD WRITTEN.........

WELL ITS VERY NICE TO SUPPOSE THAT I HAVE WON ONE LAKH........................................THAT ALSO AS A LOTTERY! AFTER ALL THAT YEARS OF FATE LESS LUCK LADY FORTUNE AT LAST HAS LOOKED UP TO ME AND SO I AM RICHER BY ONE TENTH OF A MILLION BY SPENDING SOMETHING LIKE RS 2 AS THE TICKET....THOUGH GOING BY THE CURRENT ECONOMIC CLIMATE ONE LAKH IS NOT AVERY BIG SUM AFTER ALL IT IS THE AGE OF KBC'S.....................
THE DAY YOU REALLY WIN THIS O' WHAT A HAPPY DAY .HUMAN INSTINCTS YOU GET ANYTHING FOR FREE YOU HAVE "FEEL GOOD" FACTOR TO IT................HOWEVER IT IS VERY SHORT LIVED FOR LEMME SAY......NOT CONSIDERING HOW I WILL SPEND THE MONEY FOR THEIR WILL MANY THOUSANDS OF MEN AND WOMEN WHO WILL TRY TO LEND ME KIND SUPPORT ON HOW TO GO ABOUT SPENDING MY MONEY

AS SOON AS THE LOCAL GOONS COME TO KNOW I HAVE GOT LUCKY THEY WILL IMMEDIATELY ARRIVE AT THE DOORSTEP ASKING FOR DONATIONS FOR ABSOLUTELY ILLOGICAL FESTIVITIES SAY CHRISTMAS IN THE MONTH OF JUNE.....................THEN THOSE NEIGHBOURS WHO USED TO LOOK DOWN UPON YOU JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE 4TH FLOOR AND YOU WERE IN 3RD BUT THEN EVEN THEY WOULD COME ASKING FOR A TREAT.........ODD RELATIVES WHOM YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AND EVEN THEY ARE CONFUSED ABOUT THE RELATION WILL ARRIVE WITH A PACKET OF SWEETS(small) AND THEN GO FULLY LOADED WITH BRUNCH,LUNCH,SUPPER,DINNER AND MAY BE EVEN A COUPLE OF DAYS OF STAY....................WELL NOT TO FORGET THE OFFICE CO WORKERS ,IT WOULD BE A BLUNDER OTHERWISE WOULD SAY"HEY!WHY DON'T YOU PAY FOR MY METRO THIS MONTH""AFTER ALL YOU HAVE WON"........................AND ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE EVEN YOUR CHILDREN WOULD ASK FOR PAY RISE OR MAY BE EVEN A iPOD "nanO"..EVERY 2ND PERSON YOU KNOW AND EVERY THIRD YOU DON'T KNOW WILL LOOK AT YOU WITH A EXPECTATION FILLED SMILE................
NOW THE CONDITIONS ARE SO GRAVE THAT I FEAR IF REALLY FEEL EVEN IF THE BEGGARS REALIZE I HAVE THEY WOULD DEMAND NOTES RATHER THE COINS WHICH ONE TOSSES.THEN TO CONSIDER OTHER STUFF DACOITS,THIEVES ,PICK POCKETS ALL WILL VICTIMIZE YOU IN THE QUEST OF THE ONE LAKH OF WHICH VERY LITTLE WILL BE LEFT AFTER TREATING THE WORLD WITH IT AND THEY WOULD TAKE DOUBLE THAN WHAT I GOT.....................................................
THEN THE GOVT. WHO THINK THEY CAN TAX HUGELY ON LOTTERY WINNERS FOR THEY WILL NOT MIND AS THE MONEY IS FREE BUT TO BE PRECISE I DO MIND.........AFTER ALL HOW LONG CAN ONE BEAR WITH YOUR MONEY BEING USED BY ALL BUT YOU..........BASICALLY EQUATIONS STAND TO THAT AFTER THE HEFTY TAX HAS BEEN PAID 70% OF THE REMAINING SUM IS USED TO TREAT THE WORLD ,AND 29% OF THE REMAINING 30% FOR YOUR FAMILY.THAT LEAVES ABOUT RS 1000 FOR YOURSELF.SHIT MAN WHY DO I NEED THAT.....COME ON ISN'T IT VERY APPROPIATE TO HANDLE ALL THIS IRRITATION FOR A MERE 1000 OF FREE MONEY...........NOT TO MENTION THE LOSSES ENCURRED .....................................

ACCORDING TO ME IT IS ACTUALLY THE ILL FATED WHO WIN A LOTTERY AND IN THIS GAME OF LIFE THE LOSERS ARE THE ACTUAL WINNERS.................
ABHISHEK

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